Food for sex

 

Sex is plastered everywhere this days.And any normal thing can get sexual connotations in the hands of some dirty little minds.Even food has not escaped the sex wars.Even eaten a banana in public and not felt all the eyes on you?

That’s because we tend to see some foods as sexual hints and jokes.But did you know that some foods can actually help you sex life?Not only being a kinky object  but as a perfect diet plan for a hot steaming night.

So, choosing the right food is not only important but will increase the before and after effect of your sexual encounter.

Some veggies and fruits have very special aphrodisiac proprieties and eaten in the right dosage, they will help your lover to reach a faster orgasm, or prolong the sexual act itself.Greens like ginger, corn, fresh salads, carrots and cucumbers will make you wild and horny after a light meal.But things like potatoes, especially chips or crisps are very bad for you mood.
Or try some fruits like cherries, figs, grapes and lime.Need a fast energy booster? Try eating some freshly cut slices of papaya or avocado.

Also in the kinky category of food you will find berries like raspberries and last but not least strawberries.Try eating them in bed or just toying with them and adding some chocolate!And if you and your lover are nuts about nuts, then the best ones are from the country that give to us the miracle of Brazilian waxing.

Last on the list is the most powerful sex food ever invented.Chocolate can be served cold or hot, in chunks or melted and poured on your lovers body.It is said that dark chocolate in particular will boost your desires and help the blood flow faster in some special places.

So if you are either a vegan or a chocolate addict, what ever your poison may be, you surely have a lot of things to choose from.And if you still need some hints about what to do, try searching the web for some free porn movies in witch food is the primary subject of some bad girl’s desires.

My Valentine's day rash

Marketing love at every street corner.Selling fluffy love symbols, and sweets that show affection on a wrapper.Feeling like s#$%%t when you don’t have someone to spend this day with.You’ve guess it, it’s Valentine’s Day everybody!
And as hard as I can concentrate, I can’t find a good thing about it.I really can’t.
Shouldn't we show our love each and every single day of the year? Shouldn't we give gifts when we like and buy silly presents when you feel like?
So way the hell do we need a Valentine’s day?

I’ll tell you way.Because stores can’t keep all year long an aisle full with read fluffy crap.They can’t sell love every day of the week.They need schedules, and buyer patterns and a time frame in which people would need certain products.
Just think of all the shops on Christmas or Easter.Think of the busy aisle of the malls on Thanksgiving.Or just imagine the special places opened only in the summer, where you can cool off with a good ice cream and a freshly squeezed ice cold juice.

They had to fit love somewhere.So they choose February as the month of love.Why this special month?
Because in the beginning of spring, people are feeling depressed.They are trying to find a place in the world that’s constantly evolving.They will feel the need to share some part of them with others.They will feel the desire to express some form of love.
So Valentine’s day was born.

Really people? I would rather get the day off, sit at home and watch a free porn movie while masturbating.I will prefer to be left to my own business and get no disturbance in a day where love is in the air.It’s not because I have something against love, but because I feel that Valentine’s day is fake.Is as plastic as the heart shaped toys sold in China Town.

So this year like in all my adult years, I’ve got a terrible rash and I couldn't get out of my bed.
Not one date, not one drink.I stayed in bed all day long and worked on my writing.And of course, taken care of my awful irritating rash.I call it the Valentine’s Day rash.Though, you could probably use this excuse on anything, transforming it into : The Christmas-family-dinner rash,
The Not-ready-to-meet-your-parents rash and another of my favorite ones, The I-was drunk-that-day-but-not-now rash.

But you guys, if you really need to schedule your love making and present giving, have a happy Valentine’s week!