joi, 17 februarie 2011

My Valentine's day rash

Marketing love at every street corner.Selling fluffy love symbols, and sweets that show affection on a wrapper.Feeling like s#$%%t when you don’t have someone to spend this day with.You’ve guess it, it’s Valentine’s Day everybody!
And as hard as I can concentrate, I can’t find a good thing about it.I really can’t.
Shouldn't we show our love each and every single day of the year? Shouldn't we give gifts when we like and buy silly presents when you feel like?
So way the hell do we need a Valentine’s day?



I’ll tell you way.Because stores can’t keep all year long an aisle full with read fluffy crap.They can’t sell love every day of the week.They need schedules, and buyer patterns and a time frame in which people would need certain products.
Just think of all the shops on Christmas or Easter.Think of the busy aisle of the malls on Thanksgiving.Or just imagine the special places opened only in the summer, where you can cool off with a good ice cream and a freshly squeezed ice cold juice.

They had to fit love somewhere.So they choose February as the month of love.Why this special month?
Because in the beginning of spring, people are feeling depressed.They are trying to find a place in the world that’s constantly evolving.They will feel the need to share some part of them with others.They will feel the desire to express some form of love.
So Valentine’s day was born.

Really people? I would rather get the day off, sit at home and watch a free porn movie while masturbating.I will prefer to be left to my own business and get no disturbance in a day where love is in the air.It’s not because I have something against love, but because I feel that Valentine’s day is fake.Is as plastic as the heart shaped toys sold in China Town.

So this year like in all my adult years, I’ve got a terrible rash and I couldn't get out of my bed.
Not one date, not one drink.I stayed in bed all day long and worked on my writing.And of course, taken care of my awful irritating rash.I call it the Valentine’s Day rash.Though, you could probably use this excuse on anything, transforming it into : The Christmas-family-dinner rash,
The Not-ready-to-meet-your-parents rash and another of my favorite ones, The I-was drunk-that-day-but-not-now rash.

But you guys, if you really need to schedule your love making and present giving, have a happy Valentine’s week!

joi, 3 februarie 2011

Rihanna's sexual appetite

We all love a good storie about Rihanna.It could be about her fight withe her ex-lover, or just what minimalistic dress she wore at some event.Or even better, her new hair do!
America has a true obsession with this girl.And I think she has an obsession with us,because it seems she's tring to make videos for evey song on her albums.
And not just any simple videos....If that's not explicit sexual content, then what is?

It all started with Disturbia, and I think It will end with S&M.Seen her latest clip?NO?
Then I will offer you a chance to reach into the very perverted mind of some director who helped her film his.
Enjoy if you dare:



Here are the lyrics:
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na na
Come on, come on, come on
Na na na na

Feels so good being bad (Oh oh oh oh oh)
There's no way I'm turning back (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Now the pain is my pleasure cause nothing could measure (Oh oh oh oh oh)

Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

Na na na na
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it

Love is great, love is fine (Oh oh oh oh oh)
Out the box, outta line (Oh oh oh oh oh)
The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more (Oh oh oh oh oh)


Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

Na na na na
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it

S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M

Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me, oh, you turn me on
It's exactly what I've been yearning for, give it to me strong
And meet me in my boudoir, make my body say ah ah ah
I like it-like it

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me

Na na na na
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it (Na na na)
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it
Come on, come on, come on
I like it-like it

S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M
S-S-S & M-M-M

So, don't you think she is overdoing it just a bit? I mean what the difference between this and a free porn movie? I can tell you right now: the TE AMO clip.That what!

marți, 1 februarie 2011

Hello!


My name is Amanda.Amanda Valentine.
I started this blog because I think we all have to relax from time to time.And what is the best way to relax? Just think of your favorite activity, except eating brunch with your friends....Yes, you guess it right: SEX.
We all heard that sex sells.In music, in advertising and even when it comes to cocktails, everything has to be sexy or kinky.
So my blog won’t be about my good or bad relationships, we have a lot of those polluting the web air.It will be about the sexiness that surrounds us at every move.About music that make us take our clothes off and have a wild party with our partners.
I just wish next time when your drinking a Sex on the Beach, or just watching Sex and the city, you will think about my posts.And maybe when you'll watch a free porn movie you'll think of a great idea for me to write about.
I encourage you to ask me questions and help me out when I’m in a writers block.
I really hope we could become friends.

With love, your valentine!
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